Before I begin, I wanted to let you know that I am planning another round of ebay auctions. I've cleaned my closets and am now going through the "look up everything on ebay and find out what it's going for" stage. Unfortunately, most of what I want to sell isn't going for very much. Here's a breakdown of the items in my ebay pile:
Anime Crap: About 80 percent of my pile consists of anime posters for 5-year old series and expired Inu-Yasha calendars. Some of these were gifts from friends, but most of the posters I bought at anime conventions because they were from series that I liked (and because they were cheap. Now I realize why they were cheap--because you can't get rid of the damn things! They'll actually start multiplying if you leave them alone long enough. I swear I only started my collection with ten posters, and now I've got enough to cover three full walls of my living room. Not that I've ever tried hanging them up, mind you. A 37-year old woman with a visible anime poster collection is only slightly less creepy than a single, male, 50-year old Harry Potter fan.) Oh, a friend of mine also gave me about a million NEWTYPE magazines and a Naruto Artbook with some slight catbite damage on the cover. (Oh boy. THOSE are gonna get a ton of bids, I'm sure.) The time it would take to list all of this stuff for sale on ebay would never be worth the amount of money that I would get for them. And yet I'd just hate to give it all away. Maybe I could cut all of the figures out of the magazines and posters and use them to create the illustrations for some insanely obtuse but widely acclaimed outsider fantasy novel a la Henry Darger. Sounds like a great way to spend the next 50 years of my life, right?
Electronic Crap: Consisting of a plastic attachment that will turn your Wiimote into a laser gun (exactly like the 1,248,200 other Wiimote attachment thingies that are ALREADY for sale on ebay) and a graphics tablet that I bought off of www.woot.com for 40 bucks. (The reason why I want to sell it is because it works EXACTLY as well as you'd expect a 40-dollar graphics tablet to work, meaning that it's basically a pen-shaped mouse with no pressure sensitivity.) Again, I'd just hate to chuck these or give them to the thrift shop since I paid a LOT for them. (And yet, they're worthless. Go figure.)
A Wolf Costume Designed to fit a Four Year Old: That's it. That's all it is. I originally bought it thinking I could use the costume's silvery fur to make doll wigs, but the costume is so well put together that I haven't the heart to chop it up. With Halloween coming up, I at least have SOME hope of selling this item, as well as:
An Inu-Yasha Costume: Which I made for myself awhile back. It has the wig and necklace and everything. And the black ribbon that passes through holes in the sleeves? I used a buttonholer to make those holes, dammit! That's right. Every. Single. One. (I also have a quartz orb that I tried to turn into a Shikon no Tama, only I didn't have the heart to put a hole into the nice pretty stone. And since no one WANTS a Shikon no Tama that DOESN'T have a string hole in it, my previous attempts to sell it have been as effective as my many attempts to become a millionairess by buying Powerball tickets.)
Some Bondage-Kimono-Dress-Thingy-I-Made-To-We ar-At-Kakkoicon-Last-Year: It looks a lot better than it sounds, and is really comfy despite all of the straps and buckles. I misplaced the leather obi so I'll have to locate that before I can take any pictures.
A Styrofoam Box that can be used to Ship Cold Things: Like chocolate in the middle of summer. Or some frozen kidneys that you swiped from some guy that you met at a party who invited you to his---uhhh....forget I said that...
Well, I do have other stuff that I want to list, but it's getting late. If you're interested in any of the above-mentioned stuff (or know someone who might be) please let me know as I could really use some cash about now.
And now, as a reward for being so patient, here's some dolly scenery porn:





So red....So warm....
Anime Crap: About 80 percent of my pile consists of anime posters for 5-year old series and expired Inu-Yasha calendars. Some of these were gifts from friends, but most of the posters I bought at anime conventions because they were from series that I liked (and because they were cheap. Now I realize why they were cheap--because you can't get rid of the damn things! They'll actually start multiplying if you leave them alone long enough. I swear I only started my collection with ten posters, and now I've got enough to cover three full walls of my living room. Not that I've ever tried hanging them up, mind you. A 37-year old woman with a visible anime poster collection is only slightly less creepy than a single, male, 50-year old Harry Potter fan.) Oh, a friend of mine also gave me about a million NEWTYPE magazines and a Naruto Artbook with some slight catbite damage on the cover. (Oh boy. THOSE are gonna get a ton of bids, I'm sure.) The time it would take to list all of this stuff for sale on ebay would never be worth the amount of money that I would get for them. And yet I'd just hate to give it all away. Maybe I could cut all of the figures out of the magazines and posters and use them to create the illustrations for some insanely obtuse but widely acclaimed outsider fantasy novel a la Henry Darger. Sounds like a great way to spend the next 50 years of my life, right?
Electronic Crap: Consisting of a plastic attachment that will turn your Wiimote into a laser gun (exactly like the 1,248,200 other Wiimote attachment thingies that are ALREADY for sale on ebay) and a graphics tablet that I bought off of www.woot.com for 40 bucks. (The reason why I want to sell it is because it works EXACTLY as well as you'd expect a 40-dollar graphics tablet to work, meaning that it's basically a pen-shaped mouse with no pressure sensitivity.) Again, I'd just hate to chuck these or give them to the thrift shop since I paid a LOT for them. (And yet, they're worthless. Go figure.)
A Wolf Costume Designed to fit a Four Year Old: That's it. That's all it is. I originally bought it thinking I could use the costume's silvery fur to make doll wigs, but the costume is so well put together that I haven't the heart to chop it up. With Halloween coming up, I at least have SOME hope of selling this item, as well as:
An Inu-Yasha Costume: Which I made for myself awhile back. It has the wig and necklace and everything. And the black ribbon that passes through holes in the sleeves? I used a buttonholer to make those holes, dammit! That's right. Every. Single. One. (I also have a quartz orb that I tried to turn into a Shikon no Tama, only I didn't have the heart to put a hole into the nice pretty stone. And since no one WANTS a Shikon no Tama that DOESN'T have a string hole in it, my previous attempts to sell it have been as effective as my many attempts to become a millionairess by buying Powerball tickets.)
Some Bondage-Kimono-Dress-Thingy-I-Made-To-We
A Styrofoam Box that can be used to Ship Cold Things: Like chocolate in the middle of summer. Or some frozen kidneys that you swiped from some guy that you met at a party who invited you to his---uhhh....forget I said that...
Well, I do have other stuff that I want to list, but it's getting late. If you're interested in any of the above-mentioned stuff (or know someone who might be) please let me know as I could really use some cash about now.
And now, as a reward for being so patient, here's some dolly scenery porn:





So red....So warm....
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