(Actually, I can't believe that I forgot to mention this, being the mercenary little hustler that I am...)
I have two items up for sale on ebay:
http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZaa_cha nQQhtZ-1
One of them is my Black Widow costume (your chance to own an original dress made by me for just the cost of materials) and the other is my Paine Alchemist Gun (that a girl ordered from me and never picked up or finished paying for. I have resolved that if this gun does not sell THIS time around, I am going to drag it into the golf course near my apartment building and smash it with a baseball bat a la the copy machine scene from Office Space. (Because I'm sick of this THING laying around, taking up my valuable space and taunting me. I have trouble believing in the inherent goodness of people with that abundant blob of evidence to the contrary blighting my daily life...)
SO SOMEONE PLEASE BUY IT AND TAKE IT AWAY!!! PLEASE!!!!!
I have two items up for sale on ebay:
http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZaa_cha
One of them is my Black Widow costume (your chance to own an original dress made by me for just the cost of materials) and the other is my Paine Alchemist Gun (that a girl ordered from me and never picked up or finished paying for. I have resolved that if this gun does not sell THIS time around, I am going to drag it into the golf course near my apartment building and smash it with a baseball bat a la the copy machine scene from Office Space. (Because I'm sick of this THING laying around, taking up my valuable space and taunting me. I have trouble believing in the inherent goodness of people with that abundant blob of evidence to the contrary blighting my daily life...)
SO SOMEONE PLEASE BUY IT AND TAKE IT AWAY!!! PLEASE!!!!!
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