Did you know that opaque iron-on transfer paper has a very short shelf life, and that if you print out a design, store it on your shelf for a year, and try to use it, it will crumble to pieces? 'Cause I sure as fuck didn't. Now I've got to shell out ten bucks to buy a whole new package full of paper when I only want to print out a tiny design about 3" x 3"

CRAPSTICKS.

My temper is very short today. Today I tried to kill an inanimate slice of pizza when it refused to come off of a sheet of tinfoil. Believe me, nothing says "madwoman" more than trying to beat food into submission. I think I need to stay out of the kitchen (or any other place where there are sharp objects) for awhile...